Thursday, September 23, 2010

Wine is the Enemy - Paula Jarvis

Hi y'all,

Much to my dismay, I've discovered that in order to lose any weight or inches I will have to COMPLETELY stop drinking any wine.....woe is me! Oh well, it's not the end of the world. I'm also giving up red meat, sugar, processed foods and anything that tastes good.

NOW, Does anyone have any suggestions about how to find any pleasure in this life? At my age there is no sex, no food and no wine, no purpose.....maybe I should take up smoking.

Just kidding, although any suggestions would be helpful. Hard to find any fulfillment.

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